This is another quiz, which i stolen from ~Erinija

Pick the initial of your first name:
A: I beat
B: I hung with
C: I hid from
D: I molested
E: I begged for
F: I divorced
G: I cuddled with
H: I f*cked
I: I made out with
J: I killed
K: I tried to seduce
L: I seduced
M: I ran naked with
N: I striped for
O: I killed
P: I married
Q: I stabbed
R: I slept with
S: I needed
T: I have always loved
U: I licked
V: I ate out
W: I ran over
X: I shared a drink with
Y: I jumped
Z: I raped

The initial of your middle name:
A: man boobs
B: 12 old ladys
C: the kool-aid man
D: a cat
E: a prostitute
F: ur grandma
G: a bisexual
H: your mom
I: a dog
J: a pornstar
K: your daddy
L: you
M: a horse
N: a plumber
O: a jew
P: a homo
Q: the trojan man
R: a whore
S: Paris Hilton
T: a crackhead
U: a homeless guy
V: my ex
W: a stripper
X: your dealer
Y: a lesbian
Z: a mexican

The first initial of your last name
A: because I have a noodle in my nose
B: because im sexy
C: because I'm cool like that
D: because i had to
E: because your gay
F: because everyone else does
G: because I could
H: because you cant stop me
I: because I've got abs
J: because the taliban made me
K: because I think im Asian
L: because I was drunk
M: because I was high
N: because you did it too
O: because I smoke crack
P: because the lil people told me to
Q: because I hate my life
R: because I have AMAZING boobs
S: because I'm gay
T: because im racist
U: because I love marijuana
V: because it felt good
W: because thats how i roll
X: because I have double d’s
Y: because they would have killed me if I didn’t
Z: because I'm beautiful

I got:

I begged for a horse because I was drunk.